The Spice of Second Chances

If evolutionary theory says that the strongest creatures are the ones who survive... then Heaven must have used a random procurement-employee lottery to select a world savior. When parallel dimensions rupture, Hell sends an army of demons to wipe out humanity and reset the ecosystem. But alas... the Heavenly System, which should have bestowed its blessing upon national leaders or brilliant geniuses, suffered a processing error and dropped a mandatory world-saving quest window right on the head of “Bing”, a nineteen-year-old with a high school diploma and only one practical life skill: slicing crispy pork thin enough to match an A4 sheet of paper to protect the net profit of his mother’s curry-and-rice shop.